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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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"I said nothing for a time, just ran my fingertips along the edge of the human-shaped emptiness that had been left inside me."
Haruki Murakami (via ikaythegod)

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

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"But we should get high first"
me before everything (via stonerthings)

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aira-besque:

My homework for my VBI class is to “people watch”. So I basically get to go about my normal routine of judging people. 

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

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kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

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